my anaconda don't want none less you got some hun

2008-03-25T15:41:00.000-07:00

ok it has been a long time since i made a post. sadly the only new stuff is in the last week. i took a few days off to go home for easter with odie. i never want to go 8 hours on a bus again. all i wanted to do was sleep, unfortunatly i got stuck beside this enormous lady and had no room to even turn the pages on my book. it was the logest and most uncomfortable ride of my life. on the first day down there mom and i went out to get insurance on my car (by the way i was given a car down there) we decided then to drive up to wallmart, where in my moms brand new car, i got rear ended. wtf, i actually had to chase the kid down to get his info. it wound up being 4 grand in damage. but the other driver has to pay for it. i did absolutly nothing for the next couple of days, which was very nice. on sat night i went out with one of my co workers, who happened to be in town as well. good times as we can both brag around work that we went ot a nice warm place and partied.... hahahahaha thats right suckers it was warm with no snow. sunday i piled odie and all the crap that mom sent home with me into the little tempo and spent the next 7 hours listening to an 8 year old ask if we were home yet. ( i think she actually is the kid from every movie, cartoon, and tv show in the world) fortunatly we made it back in one peice, so now i am broke but i don't walk anywhere, and i am relaxed, untill i get a few more shifts under my belt again. shit now i need another vacation :)

back to the land of the living

2007-12-05T16:12:00.001-08:00

yes i am in fact alive, i just have no life due to working all the time. so sadly i have done nothing really exiting. first sorry i missed your b-day dez, i was in bed with the belief that i was dying. very very sick. second i have a new phone to those that i know the # is 961-5763, to those i don't know, don't call that #. and third i have gotten a raise finaly. so now i can afford to do stuff i just have no time to do it in. the only fun day i am going to get is going to be the staff party on the 16th. and i am fairly certain that i will be requiring a cab to get home that night. um i think that is all i have for news and stuff, so if i see any of you great, if not then i am sorry i just have very little time these days ttyl and all that stuff

if you miss the old nintendo

2007-10-17T07:23:00.000-07:00

here is duck hunt http://www.joshbuhler.com/games/duckhunt/
i do have a creepy story to tell for Halloween but it will have to wait for a day of two, till then :P

not much really to say

2007-10-03T17:14:00.000-07:00

well i don't have much to say, but here goes nothing.
first yes i work friday night, and if it is not too busy i will wander out and say hi if you stop by the pub dez. second i have a new computer, i am very happy about this. it is faster, it is newer, i did not have to build it. and the best part. windows is not pirated, it is legitimate. i now have to ie7 and media 11. yes i am happy for this. yes i need a life, that dosn't involve pornography. hahahaha, i laugh but it's true...... so sad. but for now i have today and tomorrow off to play with this machine, go to the bank, get food, clean my room. and visit with my kid. though maybe not that order. and i may skip the whole cleaning shit. anyways i have now written a real post (all be it small) and am going to do other things now bye bye

f-it

2007-10-01T05:20:00.000-07:00

why do my friends act in such a way that i have to call the police.

smile

2007-09-20T07:58:00.000-07:00

it's a wonderful day, the sun is shining, the birds are singing.... bee's are trying to have sex with them. as is my understanding

i have finaly done it

2007-09-12T02:36:00.000-07:00

yes ladies and gentlemen (i use the term loosley) i have finaly broken down and tried fire fox. i would hear about it every other day and always thought whatever, internet explorer works just fine why bother changing. now i know, this browser is 100 times faster than ie it is easier to use, i love the fact that if you click a link that would normaly open up on a new page instead of just switching sites it is on the same browser, and you still switch pages without hiting the back button, very awesome. even greater for porn freaks because then only one thing to close of hide if someone walks in (not that i have ever had such an expierance) :P anyway i just wanted to say how much i like this thing. http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/.
try it out and see

no name

2007-08-30T08:09:00.000-07:00

reality sucks!

10 reason why johnny cash ownes chuck norris

2007-08-01T17:08:00.000-07:00

Reason 1.Only one man who has ever lived has been bad enough to be called “The Man In Black” and it wasn’t Chuck Norris
Reason 2.Johnny didn’t have to fight to be a bad ass. He just had to pick up a beer bottle and a guitar.
Reason 3. Norris made a bunch of films where he killed folks. Johnny Cash went to Folsom Prison and did a concert. You tell me which one takes more balls.
Reason 4. Chuck wasn’t the first of his kind to kick ass. Johnny was the first rock star to set something on fire. While most artists only set their hotel rooms on fire, Johnny took it one step further and burned down half a national forest.
Reason 5.When Chuck was five, he was a normal five year old. Johnny had already earned man points by working in his dad’s cotton fields. That is a true bad ass. By the time he was six, Cash did more hard work than most men do in their whole life.
Reason 6. Chuck never got stabbed in the back by a woman. Johnny never stopped bleeding. Chuck may have gotten punched a few times, but Johnny knew what real pain was.
Reason 7.Chuck is a republican. Johnny was close with every president except for GWB. It was said he just didn’t trust that son of a bitch. When Johnny didn’t trust someone, you just knew something foul was going on.

Reason 8. Johnny was invited to play the at White House in 1972 for Richard Nixon. He was given a list of politically correct songs to sing. He instead metaphorically threw up his middle finger at the establishment, in true ShoutWire fashion, and sang a set full of left leaning, politically charged tunes. Chuck Norris has never told the president to fuck off in his own house.
Reason 9.Chuck Norris made a lot of crappy movies. Johnny Cash never touched anything that didn’t turn to gold. In the 80’s, he made a song called “Chicken in Black” to get himself out of a record deal. Even that became popular.
Reason 10. Johnny is the only man in history to decline painkillers after a double bypass heart surgery. He knew he liked drugs too god damn much and wouldn’t stop. That shows power over an addiction previously not seen before. Kicking a ninja's ass is easy compared to kicking a drug's ass.
yes i copied this off of shout wire but it is just so true

from shoutwire a man room

2007-07-27T05:51:00.000-07:00

Every Man should have his own private retreat.
It should be a place where testosterone rules and interior decorating consists of leather and dark plaid flannel.
This room is where a man can occasionally go to escape feminine influences and femi-drama annoyances--
a place where men can be men with no excuses.
Here is what you need:
A big-ass television. And I mean BIG. Nothing below 60 inches will be suitable. Ideally, it will be a 72 inch Plasma, wall mounted with some kick-ass surround sound and a subwoofer that sets off seismographs in a 3 county area. Man movies only.
A bar with a beer-keg refrigerator. I’ve seen them. I want one. I have a dream. Nothing speaks to the heart of a man like having tap beer as available as tap water. What good is 72 inches of Plasma running that pay-per-view caged martial-arts match without beer readily available on demand?
A $6,000 computer. A great release of testosterone comes from hunting down your friends and killing them in your favorite first-person shooter, then screaming “PWNED” at the top of your lungs and laughing in a manly way. How can any self-respecting man get by with second-rate processors? You can’t. And don’t talk to me about your Wii, please--console games are for pussies. Note: This man-computer will have to be replaced at least every 4 to 6 months to stay on top of technological advances.
A 1 gigabit per second internet connection. Lag sucks in gaming. I want to know when I blow up my friends tank as soon as it happens. And besides, when a man wants his porn, bandwidth shall not be a restriction.
A private bathroom. This bathroom must be equipped with the newest and most powerful turbo-assisted flushing technologies. It also must have an exhaust fan capable of moving 1,000 cubic feet or air per minute.Of course, individual preferences vary, but these are the essentials.

i don't wanna stop

2007-07-07T20:51:00.000-07:00

I don't know what they're talking about
I'm making my own decisions
This thing that I found
Ain't gonna bring me down
I'm like a junkie without an addiction
Mama don't cry
I just wanna stay high
Like playing with danger or fear
Everybody's walking but nobody's talking
It looks a lot better from here
All my life I've been over the top
I don't know what I'm doing,
All I know is I don't wanna stop
All fired up,
I'm gonna go till I drop
You're either in or either way, don't make me,
I don't wanna stop

Why don't they ever listen to me?
Is this a one-way conversation?
Nothing they say is gonna set me free
Don't need no mental masturbations.
Too many religions for only one god
I don't need another savior
Don't try to change my mind
You know I'm one of a kind
Ain't gonna change my bad behavior
All my life I've been over the top
I don't know what I'm doing,
All I know is I don't wanna stop
All fired up, I'm gonna go till I drop
You're either in or either way, don't make me,
I don't wanna stop

All my life I've been over the top
I don't know what I'm doing,
All I know is I don't wanna stop
All fired up, I'm gonna go till I drop
You're either in or either way, don't make me,
I don't wanna stop
I don't wanna stop
I don't wanna stop
I don't wanna stop
I don't wanna stop
All my life I've been over the top
I don't know what I'm doing,
All I know is I don't wanna stop
All fired up, I'm gonna go till I drop
You're either in or either way, don't make me,
I don't wanna stop
All my life I've been over the top
I don't know what I'm doing,
All I know is I don't wanna stop
All fired up, I'm gonna go till I drop
You're either in or either way, don't make me,
I don't wanna stop
ok come on, only ozzy could come up with something this good (for video go to face book) alas not much new with me been working every day, but now have a couple off to get caught up on stuff here at the house. yeah i know i am going to cut the lawn, but hey somebody has to do it. short of that i will be around here for the next two days if anyone is bored and needs to laugh at someone ttyl

just like anyone/ soul asylum

2007-06-19T17:14:00.000-07:00

i just like this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luyBMqGDIOc
She walks into the outhouse
The cold night breathes into her face
The flies are standing still now
The moon it spills through the place
And she starts wondering it's like to be liked by everyone
And like everyone be just like anyone
And just wants to be so just like anyone
She reaches through the darkness
Her fingers touch the porcelain seat
She spins and pulls her pants down
The cold air holds her like a theif
She starts wondering what they mean, do they just mean to be mean
And thinking about the scene, do they just want to be seen
And trying not to seem so just like anyone
The door comes screeching open
She walks into the evening air
She disappears in the darkness
All that's left's the faint smell of her hair
She's done wondering what it's like to be liked by everyone
And like everyone be just like anyone
And just wants to be so just like anyone
And wondering what they mean, do they just mean to be mean
And thinking about the scene, do they just want to be seen
And trying not to seem so just like anyone

oh that chuck norris

2007-06-12T01:03:00.000-07:00

for all of you who enjoy the chuck norris jokes. here is an artical (written by none other than chuck himself) on what will happen if he is elected president of the U.S. of A
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56107

new blog

2007-06-10T19:55:00.000-07:00

well as you all can see, out of boredom, i have redone my blog. sadly though i have not been able to find the clock (set at vancouver time, only new york) so that is gone till i find something better. yippee. in other news i have started a new job and now work at riverstone. much nicer kitchen and alot more hours. hence i will have more money to have fun, and less time to use it. also we finally have a new roomate, yes all the rooms in our house have been filled again. ather than that i still am a boring person but i will still post randon jokes and such. whatever amuses or interests me. untill then i will see you all in the future

airline humour

2007-06-08T18:07:00.000-07:00

After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Quantas' pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.
By the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.
(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by mechanics.)
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget

9 signs of a dickhead

2007-06-03T20:18:00.000-07:00

1. Not tippingPeople who provide good service should always be tipped. Don’t be an asshat. Folks in certain industries depend on that shit. If someone goes out of their way to ensure your happiness, you can come off a few bucks. Non-tippers deserve to be nut-kicked by a concrete boot.
2. Not controlling your kidsIt seems everywhere I go these days some wild ass little fucktard is running around a public place (stores…theaters…public parks) bothering otherwise decent folks with their monkey-like annoyance while their parents look on helplessly. Red Foreman would not put up with such behavior. We need more guys like Red Foreman in this world.
3. Driving slowNo one likes to be stuck behind the guy who has to slow to a turtle-crawl to make a left turn at a stoplight which only stays green for so many seconds. Turning a vehicle is not a complicated task. If your brain can not function in such a timely manner you should not be allowed to drive. Other people would like to make that turn as well. Don’t be a dick.
4. Not picking up your trashWe all know at least one guy always leaves a little piece of whatever he was doing on your end table or floor after he is gone. There are always trash cans around. Not using a receptacle to rid yourself of trash is just lazy. Like the old owl used to say, “Give a hoot, Throw your fucking trash away!”
5. Holding up linesIf there is even one person waiting behind you it is common courtesy to do what the fuck you came to do and move on. No one has time to wait on a person who has had ample opportunity to decide what they wanted before they got to the counter. Holding up other folks makes you a dredge on society’s functionality. Please think about this thoroughly the next time you plan on taking fifteen minutes in the express lane learning to write a check for a 7$ purchase.
6. Not yielding for pedestriansIn case you were wondering… yes, the phrase “the pedestrian always has the right of away” is meant to be taken literally. It is not going to kill you to observe the rules of the road and wait a few seconds for an old lady to finish crossing the street before you attempt to run her down. Decent folks who do not see the need to drive everywhere should not be at risk of their lives every time they enter the realm of the crosswalk because some idiot soccer mom bought an SUV and absolutely can’t be arsed to spare ten seconds of her day to let some kid cross the damn street.
7. Asking stupid questions in publicIf you are going to be a dumb-ass, please do so in the privacy of your own home. Regaling others with the scope of your stupidity in such places as a fast food lunch counter or the local supermarket checkout line does not make you cool. Asking such things as “How late are you open?” when there is a clear-as-day sign on the door as you walk in lacks common sense. While it may be true that ignorance is bliss, it is exactly the opposite for those who are forced to witness it.
8. Arguing with your girl in public Not a single person in this world cares the least little bit about your relationship problems. Whenever I see some asshole and his significant other acting like children in front of total strangers the first thought that comes to my mind is the need to bring back the old tar and feathering punishment. There are reasons you have your own home. One of them is so other people aren’t bothered with your failed love life.
9. Thinking you are too cool for the rest of societyEveryone hates the type of people who walk around with sticks stuck up their asses. Old Chuck was right when he said we are all part of the same shit heap. In essence we are all just animals roaming this earth. In a perfect world everyone would be treated with equal consequences and respect by everyone else. This planet would be such a nicer place to live if everyone could follow that simple rule.

this is creepy

2007-06-01T23:27:00.000-07:00

http://videos.humpingfrog.com/17204/2007/01/japanese-ghost-caught-on-tape.html
all should check out this video it is kinda creepy
this next one could only come from japan
http://videos.humpingfrog.com/16688/2006/11/shot-in-the-nuts.html
and really why does all the wierd shit come from japan
http://videos.humpingfrog.com/16073/2006/10/walking-japanese-scooter.html
at least this one is from this continent
http://videos.humpingfrog.com/15590/2006/08/ghost-car.html
and i leave you off with another fucked up japanese game show
http://videos.humpingfrog.com/15369/2006/08/tv-in-japan-scrotum-slap.html

sometimes even the worst of singers have it right

2007-05-29T07:03:00.000-07:00

I can't sing
I feel like singing
I wannna fuckin' sing
Cuz i'm happy
Yea' i'm happy
He HeI got my baby back
Yo, check it outâ€?
Some days i sit, starin' out the window
Watchin' this world pass me by
Sometimes i think thereâ€™s nothing to live for
I almost break down and cry
Sometimes i think i'm crazy
I'm crazy, oh so crazy
!Why am i here? am i just wastin' my time?
But then i see my baby
Suddenly i'm not crazy!
It all makes sense when i look into her eyes (oh no)
Sometimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders
Everyone's leaning on me
Cus sometimes it feels like the world's almost over
But then she comes back to me
My baby girl keeps gettin' older
I watch her grow up with pride
People make jokes, cus they don't understand me
They just donâ€™t see my real side
I act like shit donâ€™t phase me,
Inside it drives me crazy!
My insecurities could eat me alive
But then i see my baby
Suddenly i'm not crazy!
It all makes sense when i look into her eyes (oh no)
Sometimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders
Everyone's leaning on me
Cus sometimes it feels like the world's almost over
But then she come back to me
Yeh and if i could sing, i'd keep singing this song to my daughter
If i could hit the notes, i'd blow something as long as my father
To show her how i feel about her, how proud i am that i got her
God, im a daddy, im so glad that her mom didn't want her
Now you prob'ly get this picture from my public persona
That i'm a pistol-packing drug-addict who bags on his momma,
But i wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest
Cus there's a lot of shit i keep bottled that hurts deep inside of my soul,
And just know that i grow colder the older i grow
This boulder on my shoulder gets heavy and harder to hold
And this load is like the weight of the world
And i think my neck is breaking should i just give up or try to live up to these expectations?
now look,I love my daughter more than life in itself,
But i got a wife who's determined to make my life livin'
hellBut i handle it well, given the circumstances i'm dealt
So many chances, man, it's too bad,
coulda had someone else
But the years that i've wasted is nothing to the tears that ive tasted
So here's what im facin: 3 felonies, 6 years of probation
I've went to jail for this woman, i've been to bat for this woman
I've taken bats to peoples' backs bent over backwards for this woman
Man, i shoulda seen it comin, why'd i stick my penis up it?
Wouldn't have ripped the pre-nup up if i'da seen what she was fuckin'
But fuck it, it's over, there's no more reason to cry no more
I got my baby, baby the only lady that i adore, hailey
So sayonara try tomorra,
nice to know yaour baby's travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner
And suddenly it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted
Its like the greatest gift you can get
The weight has been lifted
Now it donâ€™t feel like the world's on my shoulders
Everyoneâ€™s leaning on me
Cos My baby knows that her daddy's a soldier
Nothing can take her from me
Woo!
I told you, i can't sing.
Oh well, i triedHailie, remember when i said
If you ever need anything, daddy will be right there?
Well guess what, daddy's here.
And i ain't goin nowhere babyI love you (kiss)"

i could be rich.. in the czech republic

2007-05-11T23:57:00.000-07:00

wow something new to say. i had the experiance today to buy milk and chips (i know thats not new but the upcoming part is) in my change i received a coin. it is roughly the size of a quarter. however on one side it say 5 kc on the other side it has a dragon thingy and states that it is from the czech printed in 1993. upon spending a short time on google i found out that it is what i believe to be a 50 cent piece and is worth about twenty seven cents there fore my money is worth close to double there and i could feel rich for a while poviding of course everything they sell for one of their dollars cost one of our dollars here! not likley but hey sounds cool :p ah the dumb things i learn

i love this song (new (cash))

2007-05-08T03:40:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e0EQlQXoEo
You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler,
The gambler,
The back biter
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down
Well my goodness gracious let me tell you the news
My head's been wet with the midnight dew
I've been down on bended knee
talkin' to the man from Galilee
He spoke to me in the voice so sweet
I thought I heard the shuffle of the angel's feet
He called my name and my heart stood still
When he said, "John go do My will!"
Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler,
The gambler,
The back biter
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down
You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand
Workin' in the dark against your fellow man
But as sure as God made black and white
What's done in the dark will be brought to the light
You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time Run on for a long time
Sooner or later
God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, The gambler,
The back biter
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down

tired depressed and in the mood for cash

2007-05-05T05:09:00.000-07:00

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything
[Chorus:]What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here
[Chorus:]
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

don't piss off the easter bunny

2007-04-22T17:03:00.000-07:00

the only way for anyone to believe me is to watch the video, and yes all rabbit (small furry gentle animals) lovers will enjoy the sight of the ass kicking this bunny gives to the poor snake.
enjoyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkNOvTtDE0I

this is freakin funny

2007-04-17T02:34:00.000-07:00

http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925
this is an home made short film from will ferrel and it is freakin funny everyone should enjoy

rock bottom

2007-03-31T02:41:00.000-07:00

from the episode of the simpsons when Homer is accused of sexual harassment, a show called "Rock Bottom" does an exposé on him that falsely portrays him as guilty. They later quickly scroll a list of apologies down the screen. Here they are:
1. "Peoples' Choice Award" is America's greatest honor.
2. Styrofoam is not made from kittens.
3. The U.F.O. was a paper plate.
4. The nerds on the internet are not geeks.
5. The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself.
6. The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod.
7. Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam.
8. If you are reading this you have no life.
9. Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse.
10. The other U.F.O. was an upside-down salad spinner.
11. Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything.
12. Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes.
13. Our viewers are not pathetic, sexless food tubes.
14. Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds.
15. The "Cheers" (1982) gang is not a real gang.
16. Salt water does not "chase the thirsties away".
17. Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
18. Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.
19. Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys.
20. Recycling does not deplete the ozone.
21. Everything is 10% fruit juice.
22. The flesh-eating virus does not hide in ice cream.
23. Janet Reno is evil.
24. V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline.
25. Ted Koppel is a robot.
26. Women aren't from Venus, and men aren't from Mars.
27. Fleiss does floss.
28. Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedure.
29. Bart is bad to the bone.
30. Godfry Jones' wife is cheating on him. (note: Jones was the host of "Rock Bottom")
31. The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing contests.
32. The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home.
33. Everyone on TV is better than you.
34. The people who are writing this have no life.

this shit is the freakin best

2007-03-25T08:04:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYFmQK2nOoU&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkeBgz_7brI&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzhzCF77GDo&mode=related&search=
i just can't pass up the cash

One word..........OUCH

2007-03-18T19:40:00.000-07:00

Matador's chances of fatherhood hurt by goring
Cruz, 25, is recovering in hospital after the second bull of Tuesday's corrida caught him in the upper thigh, throwing him into the air, and gored him in the groin once he hit the ground.
Newspapers reproduced the eye-watering bulletin issued by surgeons at the bullring after a two-hour operation and film of the incident was played on the main evening news.
"Fernando Cruz is suffering from two horn wounds of 25 centimeters in length each. One involves the fibers of the abductor muscle and dissects the femoral artery, the other involves the scrotal area and eviscerates both testicles."
Cruz was sitting up in his hospital bed on Wednesday. Astonishingly, he is expected to be back in action in around three weeks.
(yahoo news)
this was just such a scary artical i had to post it
Ya Fuck with the Bull , Ya Get the Horns

Teen Poverty in America

2007-03-08T00:22:00.000-08:00

A letter from two concerned grandmothers
We just spent several hours observing teenagers hanging out at our local mall.
We came to the conclusion many teenagers in America today are living in poverty.
Most young men we observed didn't even own a belt; there was not one among the whole group. But that wasn't the sad part. Many were wearing their daddy's jeans.
Some jeans were so big and baggy that they hung low on their hips, exposing their underwear.
I know one must have been ashamed his daddy was short, because his jeans hardly went below his knees.
They weren't even his daddy's good jeans, for they had holes ripped in the knees and a dirty look to them.
It grieved us that in a modern, affluent society like America, there are those who can't afford a decent pair of jeans.
I was thinking about asking my church to start a jeans drive for "poor kids at the mall."
Then on Christmas Eve, we could go Christmas caroling and distribute jeans to these poor teenagers.
But here is the saddest part - it was the girls that disturbed us the most.
Never, in all of our lives, have we seen such poverty-stricken girls. These girls had the opposite problem of the guys.
They all had to wear their little sister's clothes. Their jeans were about 5 sizes too small! I don't know how they could get them on, let alone button them up.
Their jeans barely went over their hipbones.
Most also had on their little sister's top; it didn't even cover their midsections.
Oh, they were trying to hold their heads up with pride, but it was a sad sight to see these almost grown women wearing children's clothes.
However, it was their underwear that bothered us most. They, like the boys, because of the improper fitting of their clothes, they had their underwear exposed.
We had never seen anything like it. It looked like their underwear was only held together by a single piece of string.
We know it saddens your heart to receive this report on condition of our American teenagers. While we go to bed every night with a closet full of clothes nearby, there are millions of "mall girls" who barely have enough material to keep it together.
We think their "poorness" is why these 2 groups gather together at the mall; boys with their short daddies' ripped jeans, and girls wearing their younger sisters' clothes.
The mall is one place where they can find acceptance.
So, the next time you are at the mall, doing your shopping and you pass by some of these poor teenagers, please say a prayer for them.
And one more thing: Please pray that the guys' pants won't fall down, and the girls' strings won't break?
Thank you all, Two Concerned Grandmothers

Why don't we put up flyers and invite the Squirrels to a Planned Parenthood meeting. Teach them about being responsible parents

2007-03-05T19:16:00.000-08:00

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-03-05-squirrel-birth-control_N.htm?csp=34
also any one ever scare an ostrich impotent
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/I/IMPOTENT_OSTRICH?SITE=NNCO&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
and what exactly is the Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=39523&in_page_id=2
i think this will be all for today

why does it have to be a canadian

2007-03-01T21:23:00.000-08:00

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070228/wl_canada_afp/canadaenvironmentkyoto_070228180440
it must be the pot............or the canadian beer (it's like moonshine to them americans)

2007-02-27T02:31:00.000-08:00

My little girl met a new friend, just the other day,
on the playground at school between the tires and the swings
But she came home with tear-filled eyes,
and she said to me "Daddy, Alyssa lies"
Well I just brushed it off at first,
'cause I didn't know how much my little girl had been hurt
o'er the things she had seen.
I wasn't ready when I said "You can tell me"
and she said... "Alyssa lies to the classroom,
Alyssa lies everyday at school,
Alyssa lies to the teachers
as she tries to cover every bruise"
My little girl laid her head down that night to go to sleep.
As I stepped out the room,
I heard her say a prayer so soft and sweet
"God bless my mom and my Dad
and my new friend,
Alyssa I know she needs you bad
Because Alyssa lies to the classroom,
Alyssa lies everyday at school,
Alyssa lies to the teachers
as she tries to cover every bruise"
(bridge)
I had the worst night of sleep in years
as I tried to think of a way to calm her fears
I knew exactly what it was I had to do
but when we got to school on Monday
I heard the news
My little girl asked me why everybody looked so sad.
The lump in my throat grew bigger
with every question that she asked.
Until I felt the tears run down my face
and I told her that Alyssa wouldn't be at school today
'Cause she doesn't lie in the classroom
she doesn't lie anymore at school
Alyssa lies with Jesus
because there's nothin' anyone would do.
Tears filled my eyes
when my little girl asked me why
Alyssa lies.
Oh Daddy, Oh Daddy tell me
why Alyssa lies
hmmm this song just kind of gets me. i wonder if it is because i have a daughter or because it happens too freakin much. ,,,,,,, damded if i know but it ia a good song (Alyssa Lies - Jason Michael Carroll)

just to point out

2007-02-27T00:42:00.000-08:00

weeeeeeehheeeeeeeee
i have a new link on my blog........... yes i know you all will be happy to know that i have put phils livespace on here..........................................mind you that is because i use the links off my blog to get to everyone else. :) heheheh i am a sneaky bastard
on that note
This is what I brought you this you can keep,
This is what I brought you may forget me.
I promise to depart just promise one thing,
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
This is what I brought you this you can keep,
This is what I brought you may forget me.
I promise you my heart just promise to sing,
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
This is what I thought,
I thought you need me,
This is what I thought so think me naïve,
I promise you a heart you'd promise to keep
,Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep
.Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
ok i just really like this song. what can i say. i am wierd

did hollywood predict this

2007-02-23T03:44:00.000-08:00

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/02/22/AR2007022201007.html
and keep this flying rat with radar away from me
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6383833.stm
and this is just plain funny
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10425038
and hey at least this guy had good intentions
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17261433/from/RS.4/
that was my fun stuff for today ................god i need a life

zelda...... on the pc

2007-02-07T03:12:00.000-08:00

yeah i have nothing really for news. not much is going on in my life. i am all exited because i got a shitload of nintendo games on my pc. from the original machine right up to the 64. and yes once again i can play the ocarina of time. and mario cart and mario 64 and a bunch of others. yay. on a down side i was all happy today when i was flirting with a pretty girl she gave me her number...... i find out later she is gay. i have shitty luck. but at least a new friend. um yeah thats pretty much all i have for news so i will post this and watch some forrest gump. bye for now

a fun news link about squirrels

2007-01-27T02:25:00.000-08:00

http://www.wgrz.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=44481
as i post this i think on how all will be happy to read about the squirrels.
also still nothing new on this front work is work. havn't been out to do much, and still need a life.
though if anyone is up for it meet me at alfredo's for pool on tues night around 11 when i get off work. k now bye bye for tonight

since the links are blocked by the site

2007-01-17T19:04:00.000-08:00

well as anyone who actually tryed the links you would have found out that the webmaster does noy like the fre advertisment. so i give you the address and you can check out the sound bites yourself. (they actually do not belong to the webmaster but to 20th century fox)
http://www.gotfuturama.com go to sounds and quotes. my favorite is episode 15 season 5. bender "And so I ask you this one question. Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"
i laughed ...... i cryed ........ and then i laughed some more

2007-01-16T01:09:00.000-08:00

time for a post

2007-01-11T14:39:00.000-08:00

well it has been a while since i posted. first of all my blog has a clock nya nya na nya nya. :P second if this makees no sence sorry i have been up for a day and a half and am not firing on all 4 cylenders. ok so christmas blew chunks as my ex buggered off to alberta and decided not to say anything to me...... meaning i did not see my kid untill after new years. on the other hand new years day was quite a fun night for me...... or so i am told. we had a staff party at the pub after words a few of the girls came over here and we all continued to drink (thanx to my boss who sold us two flats of beer from the pub when we left at 12:30) by the end of the night apeerantly i had them flashing people and made out with one of our bartenders. though neither of us recall it and i think steve is trying to make me believe stuff just because he knows i cant argue the point.......... and knowing me, it is probably true. damn why can't i remember fun shit like that....... damn robby and his vodka (i can never remember shit when i drink that stuff.) the next day at work they made fun of me all nite. and these are the people who wern't there and didn't know about the wierd shit yet. i was just that hung over...... but at least this time i made it to work so dez can't give me trouble and say " for the love of god why chris" and finaly odie did finaly make it over and we had our own little christmas. she enjoyed all of her presents and what not. thank god she took that god awfull furby baby to her mothers. if the damn thing asked for more food i was gonna pull the bateries. hmmm sadly i think that brings me up to date...... i need a life. and a second job but that will have to wait untill tomorrow as i need sleep more right now. .... ooh wait movie to watch you must all watch idiocracy it was a freakin awesome move made by mike judge. sadly fox only released in a few theatres (they didn't think people would understand the point of it) which is ironic because it is about intelegance beeing bred out of humans as it is no longer needed to survive. and redneck hillbillys a bad about the who safe sex thing. leaving luke wilson as the smartes man left on earth. check it out i loved it. though happy feet is just as funny and maybe a better moral than dumb people breed more. meh who knew. but i think that will be all for me today. i don't know when i will post again. when ever the urge hits mee he he he i said urge.... he he he, talk to you all later and don't be strangers (at least not stranger than you allready are)

ps acording to the spell checker i suck

but i am not going to fix it because i am to lazy

new funny stuff

2007-01-04T00:05:00.000-08:00

to all of you bloggers out there who read this. while checking out a very funny site i found what has to either be the saddest or the funniest thing i have ever seen. pleas feel free to generate as many of these as you can (check out the site to understand that)http://www.worldwidewank.com/generator.html
and this is the site that i got that link from. also check it out this guy is freakin funnyhttp://www.demonbaby.com
it is all worth it so um yeah bye for now

Merry Freakin Ho Ho

2006-12-22T10:46:00.000-08:00

and a shiny new post for all.
yes christmas is almost upon us.... i know i got a christmas cake mailed to me from my grandma. also i spent my paycheck at walmart. there is wrapping paper all over my room and my kid is all bouncy and excited..........................i think i am getting a headache. sigh maybe i just need to gat me some hot wings and pizza. that always makes me feel good and warm inside. omg odi is hanging over my shoulder right now. she is creeping me out. i tried to tell her santa was a perv (with the whole watching while we sleep bit) but i got told off...... by a seven year old wtf. maybe i'll just ground her or something. anyways not much new for me but i thought i would make a post anyways so to all a goodmorning. and a merry freakin hoho
and i shall leave you with a christmas medley of doom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=895ajDxNsIg

just cause phil like this shit

2006-12-15T21:10:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_186YhVFEuo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIKBh4f7iTM
freakin funny shit

kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep

2006-12-09T23:45:00.000-08:00

This is what I brought you,
This you can keep.
This is what I brought,
You may forget me.
I promise to depart
Just promise one thing.
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.

This is what I brought you,
This you can keep.
This is what I brought,
You may forget me.
I promise you my heart,
Just promise to sing.
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.

Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.

This is what I thought,
I thought you need me.
This is what I thought,
So think me naïve.
I promise you a heart,
You promise to keep.
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
Kiss my eyes and lay me to…Sleep.

A.F.I. i love this song heard it at the end of the new smallville

sadly not much new

2006-12-08T11:30:00.000-08:00

well not much going on in my life. i did get a new printer today. the best part it was free. walking home from stupidstore i decided to wander into the swap shed. lo and behold there was a fancy hp deskjet 940c printer there. i figured what the hell it can't be any worse than my ancient lexmark that had no ink. brought it home (it looks brand new by the way) plug it in and install. works great even cooler it has full ink cartriges. hahahaaha dummys those things are worth more than most printers. hahaha other than that not much i have my staff party on sun. it is for both alfredos staff and the rum jungle staff. i will sadly be going alone as everyone i have invited so far is working :( oh well at least i get a couple of free drinks and a free meal (good thing to as i am broke now that i bought food) hopefully i will have a better post after that bye bye

have some fun every day

2006-11-30T22:35:00.000-08:00

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So, I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important

Here's an inspirational message you might like to act upon

2006-11-25T00:02:00.000-08:00

Money,
It can buy a Bed, but not Sleep.
It can buy a Clock, but not Time.
It can buy you a Book, but not Knowledge.
It can buy you a Position, but not Respect.
It can buy you Medicine, but not Health.
It can buy you Blood, but not Life.
It can buy you Sex, but not Love.

So you see money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
Cash is fine.
I know where you live........

new computer

2006-11-14T07:02:00.000-08:00

well for those who wanted to say my computer was rebuilt enough i finaly got a new tower. sortof. it did come in many parts and i did have to put it together. but the upside is that it is fast. also i can hook the cable or satalite up to it so i can watch tv on the puter. and i now run dual monitors. my favorite monitor is .... dumdadum...... my 27 inch tv. the other is an old 13" but i only use that because i can't find the remote for my tv, therefore i can't adjust the sharpness to the point where i can read anything on windows. although some blogs i can read just fine. wierd thing though wa si couldn't even get the print on my blog until i sighned up for the all new and improved version. ha ha it is a pain in the ass but it works. oh well it is 7 am and i have been up all night working on my puter. now i am going tp put a movie into my puter (also has now 75 gigs of space) and watch on a giant monitor (also good for porn :P) and put my old one back together so my brat can have a puter in her room. i don't think she will care if half the ram is gone or that she only has a 4 gig hard drive. hell i don't think she will give up on her pokey little puppy cd long wnough to find out, when she learns how :) see you all later

damn these paydays where you don't get paid

2006-11-07T03:12:00.000-08:00

well today was my day off, and it was payday. i know that the checks can't be ready before 5. i also know that in the 3 1/2 months i have worked for alfredos i have never seen my check before 6-7. today i went in for 6. and my boss had already handed out the checks and mine was locked in the office. he had already left for the night. that bastard. oh well i will have it tomorrow i guess. le sigh. anywhom i got a bed fram for odie today. she will be happy that her mattress is not on the floor anymore. my aunt brought it over (she has a van, i don't :( ) and we spent half an hour putting it together and laughing at how many times i had to run for a tool. and i don't mean steve. but that is the gist of today. ooh before i forget every one will be glad to know my hair is now long enough for me to get hat hair. i will try to keep you all up to date on the progress my hair is making on it's steady journy to longness. i know it exites you all. and last but not least i think dez needs to download ac dc's song "i've got big balls" for her computer squirell. (everyone else gets computer bugs she gets a freaking squirell) hah thats all for now folks

happy halloween late

2006-11-01T20:31:00.000-08:00

i had a nice post yesterday then the damn thing wouldn't work, so i gave up. i spent my entire shift yesterday in a dress as i was told all the staff were dressing up. only to find out that i was the only one. damn bastards set me up. if they wern't so hot i would complain. hahaha anywho not much happening here untill fri then i believe there is a party for steves b-day. i hope to have some good storys to tell then untill that time ttyl

believe me

2006-10-30T21:48:00.000-08:00

Believe me, touched by god
Touched by you
You know I never asked you to
Believe in me, its all I can do
Things you never said
And wanting you to reach out from the dark
To wake up from the cold
And wanting you is all I can do
Things you never said

Believe me, did we ever try?
Believe me, keep it all to yourself
Believe me, I never wanted to die
Ill take the note, the words that say Im weak
That show I should have died
Crumpled in the fire
Ill take the note, its all I can do
Things I never said

Believe me, did we ever try?
Believe me, keep it all to yourself
Believe me, I never wanted to die
So Im burning up your pictures
Lay you in this shallow grave
So Im washing clean your body
For the promises
I never madeIm burning up your pictures
Still my love remains the same
(moist from their 1994 album "silver")

long time no post

2006-10-20T02:14:00.000-07:00

well it has been a few days. although no one else has posted in a while either. and i have been offline to. but any ways not much going on here. i won 75 bucks on a pull tab last week. just sitting around having a beer with zale and some other regulars. decided to lose 50 cents on pull tabs. managed to win 75 bucks. yessssss so i took my daughter for chinese food the next day and bought her a cake. other than that i replaced my motherboard for a better one with a faster proccessor and put in more ram.so now when people visit and steal my puter they can't complain that it is too slow and more than half their age. only the shell is old the rest is no older than 2002. some parts are newer than that. i don't think the ether net card is more than a year old. still not a perfect beast as i have no reset button (no ide where to plug it in) but hey it works and it is not that slow. and that is actually all i have for news. guess i will talk to you all later bye bye snookems

tummy so full........ must finish pie

2006-10-09T23:49:00.000-07:00

holy crap i ate alot this weekend. fun though. started thursday night as we had the party. i would say it was awesome but there was a few bad things that went on. not happy they happened. but fun in some parts. friday night i went down town to drop off steves wallet and had a beer with him and his family. sat i went over to my aunts house sown the road for tea and home made brownies. very good i might add. sunday night went to my other aunts where entire family was and had a huge turky dinner. there was so much food on the table there was no room for us to sit. went home full and bloated. then tonight we had rob and nicole over for a quick thanxgiving dinner here just them steve me and jesse. i made way to much food for it and we were all stuffed by the time we got the risk board out. very fun though (i kicked everyones ass btw) so now i am having a peppermint tea and contemplating the last peice of pie.... i won't have to eat for a week. but awesome times for me. thanx for all who came over on thurs it was good to see all of you. come again. those who wound up with the shitty parts sorry it wasn't better for you. how ever the next party will not have those things happen. catch you all later and see you in the future

get rhythm

2006-10-06T19:48:00.000-07:00

Hey, get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues
Get a rock 'n' roll feelin' in your bones
Put taps on your toes and get gone
Get rhythm when you get the blues

A Little shoeshine boy never gets low down
But he's got the dirtiest job in town
Bendin' low at the peoples' feet
On the windy corner of the dirty street
Well, I asked him while he shined my shoes
How'd he keep from gettin' the blues
He grinned as he raised his little head
Popped a shoeshine rag and then he said
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues
A jumpy rhythm makes you feel so fine
It'll shake all the trouble from your worried mind
Get rhythm when you get the blues
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Come on , get rhythm when you get the blues
Get a rock 'n' roll feelin' in your bones
Put taps on your toes and get gone
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Well, I sat down to listen to the shoeshine boy
And I thought I was gonna jump for joy
Slapped on the shoe polish left and right
He took a shoeshine rag and he held it tight
He stopped once to wipe the sweat away
I said you're a mighty little boy to be-a workin' that way
He said I like it with a big wide grin
Kept on a poppin' and he said again
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues
It only costs a dime, just a nickel a shoe
Does a million dollars worth of good for you
Get rhythm when you get the blues

long black veil

2006-10-05T08:15:00.000-07:00

Ten years ago
on a cold, dark night
Someone was killed
beneath the town hall light
There were few at the scene
but they all did agree
the slayer who ran,
looked a lot like me
She walks these hills,
in along black veil
she visits my grave,
when the night winds wail
nobody knows, nobody sees,
nobody knows but me
The judge said "Son what is your alibi,
if you were somewhere else
then you don't have to die"
Well I spoke not a word
though it meant my life
for I had been in the arms,
of my best friends wife
She walks these hills,
in along black veil
she visits my grave,
when the night winds wail
nobody knows, nobody sees,
nobody knows but me
Well the scaffold is high
and eternity is near
she stood in the crowd
and shed not a tear
but sometimes at night
when the cold wind blows
in a long black vail
she cries over my bones
She walks these hills,
in along black veil
she visits my grave,
when the night winds wail
nobody knows, nobody sees,
nobody knows but me
nobody knows, nobody sees,
nobody knows but me
mr j.r. (johnny) cash

honestly if i had a life i would post more

2006-10-01T08:15:00.000-07:00

well this is my post. again not much new.. i had a great laugh the other day though. i was nicley eating my pork liver stir fry when steve in his wisdom decided to steal a piece of meat off my plate....... (he had no idea it was liver) the look on his face was priceless. i though he was going to puke. ah the amusement. yeah anywhom nothing else going on in my life. i havn't even gone out for like a month now. the only bar i go to is the one i work at. and then it is so i can deep fry 600 chicken wings in one night. fricken 15 cent wing night.. chickens must hate me. so yeah. computer is still functional. had a nasty virus though but it is gone. and now i am just waiting for my kid to wake up before i feed her. might as well watch a movie while i wait. .. speaking of wich jackass 2 freakin awesome. i thought i was going to shit my pants i laughed so hard .... oh those idiots, they make me smile. any whom i am going to go and grow my hair now (it is already a quarter inch long) and probably watch tv. talk to you all later bye bye

well it is all fixed

2006-09-24T01:22:00.000-07:00

well it finaly happened..... my freaking puter crashed. but all is ok i threw out the old hard drive installed a new one and did a clean install of xp. there were a few bugs i had to work out afterwards but they were simple. first i had a hardware conflict with my audio and video and had send them to different rooms (damn kids) then limewire just kept launching itself until i had about four of them running at ones. that was annoying. but by deleting and replacing it with a newer version i got it working. so for now all seems to be working ok. at least until something elses bad happens to it. then i will have to start all over i am sure. such is the way of life when you are to cheap to just buy a new one (mine is technically ten years old, i just keep upgrading) anywhom thats it from me i now must go to sleep as i open the pub tomorrow morning. see you all in the future :0

pity me

2006-09-16T01:17:00.000-07:00

i have experiansed the worst moment in my life. i was at work when i noticed i had some whitish grey shit on my face. i promptly tryed to wash it off assuming i had splashed some sour cream on myself ar something along those lines. after ten minutes of furious scrubbing i was forced to give up and admit i have started to sprout .................. dear god help me............... fucking grey hairs. i am actually turning old and grey. pity me for you will all experiance this too in time. it is horrible. i cryed and i cried. and the bartender told me so suck it up. she is only 21 so what does she know. that is my sob story please all pity me for i am now not just senile but old as well. :( le sigh and boo hoo

country song

2006-09-13T07:36:00.000-07:00

If you see me on the street
Looking like I ain't slept in a week
(hey) don't worry baby.
Find me closing down the ba
rCatch me crawling to my car
(hey), just look the other way.
And if I'm by myself with a twisted face
Filling up on comfortable space.
Never mind me
(I'll be fine just talking to myself)
Never mind me
(sitting all alone inside my personal hell)
I'm going just fine,
never mind me.
Well if you just can't comprehend
why I'd be kissing your best friend
(hey)Just keep on walking baby.
If you see me sitting on the edge
of a twenty story ledge (oh)
But don't try to save me (no)
I'm probably looking at the sky
just trying to find the reason why
(why)Never mind me
(I'll be fine just talking to myself)
Never mind me
(sitting all alone inside my personal hell)
I'm going just fine
Never mind me.
Don't remind me
I'm not crazy
don't rewind me
then replay me
I'm just fine.
Never mind me
(I'll be find just talking to myself)
Never mind me
(sitting all alone inside my personal hell)
I'm going just fine
Never mind me
hey I'll be fine just talking to myself
never mind me
(ooo)
(Sitting all alone inside my personal hell)

a new post

2006-09-12T01:04:00.000-07:00

i don't actually have much to say as i have done nothing special in quite a while. i am either working or sitting around the house. most of my money latley has gone to bills so i don't go out all that often. other than the odd time we sit around alfredos and have a couple of pints. the only new thing really is that steve friend jesse moved in. we did discover that when he drinks he uses really big words and none of us understand him. i think he dumbs down for us when he is sober. nice guy though it is always fun when jesse and i sit down and make fun of steve. very entertaining. today was pretty good though. stev and jason met up with me after work and we all sat and had a beer. we then walked home and as we walked through the door jesse called us all assholes. apperantly he forgot his keys and spent half an hour building a large tower up to steves window to break in. he got into the house about 5 seconds before we got home and opened the door. we thought it was funny, he claimes he will get revenge. oh well, but thats all that has happed in the past while so i hope something fun happens soon so i have something good to write about toodles for now

damn those lesbians

2006-09-02T02:34:00.000-07:00

my head felt like a foot ball all day today. last night we got word of a bikini contest at the rum jungle....... involving lesbians. so of course we had to go. i actually cabbed it home at a halfway decent hour ... i think i know i took a cab. steve walked halfway home before he relised he could take a cab and called one from the hospital. robby walked all the way to college heights and made it home on foot...... impresive exept that his girlfriends 11 year old daughter was still at my house and he forgot about her. poor kid had to spend the night in odies bed ata complete bachelor pad. haha at least she was safe here. also i moved my room today so now i live in the basement. much cooler and it is a bigger room. one wall is made of cloth but thats ok. short of that not much for news we are planning a party in the near future and all will be invited we just have to figure out what day to have it on but eh we will get it all figured. so untill next time ttyl and all that shit

hello darlin ....... its been a long time

2006-08-25T23:29:00.000-07:00

well it has been a long time since i remembered to post on this. oops bad me. not much is new in my life though. i still work full time at alfredos. it is still a good job. the phsycho chick from hell is moving out in 5 days ... count them 5. we are all so very happy. also very cool my mom came to town today. showed up on my doorstep at 3 o clock. downside i had to work at 5 and she leaves in the morning. so i have to drag my lazy ass out of bed and go to have breakfast with her at my aunts..... and i don't eat breakfast. my sad life. my kid is with me all weekend so while i work tomorrow my aunt is taking her to a wedding. two people i don't know are getting married and my kid is going to be there. weird. hope she has fun cause i get to cook for a bunch of drunks. from 10 till freakin 5. why do bars have to open so damn early i don't want to function untill at least noon. i hate functioning in the morning. ask anyone who lives with me, they will tell you i am horrible steve calls me the beast in the mornings. granted he is a disney freak but hey in the end the beast gets belle and thats all good. hehe he can have the fish lady i get the human female. :P yeah i am pretty fucked up. but hey eventually i'll get laid. then my balss will return to their natural pink color. sigh thats all i have to babble about for now so untill i remember to post again. i'll be dreaming of you (and they're dirty dreams)

oh my god there is a midget in my house. and dez isn't back yet

2006-08-07T01:48:00.000-07:00

well it finaly happened. my kid came home. hahaha actually she has been back for a week now but as i have been working i couldn't take her. fortunatley alfredos closed the kitchen for the long weekend so i grabbed the brat while i could. by the by i now work full time at alfredo's and never have to go back to moxies again. alfredos is alot less stress and i don't lose my entire day doing split shifts. i even get to be home by 11:30 everynight. very cool. also it is easy. half the time there is no one to cook for. the customers come for the booze not the food. yesss i get paid to do nothing. i love it. it's like a dream job. and the boss is pretty cool too. other than that not much new in my life...... oh and as for the title of this blog i only know a few midgets one is my kid and sorry dez i have to make short jokes it is in my nature. toodles and not dreaming of any one in particular tonight we will have to see what happens. sorry cole:(

yaaaaaaaaaaay

2006-07-29T01:35:00.000-07:00

well i am happy now. i had to fight with my computer for days and days but now it does almost all that i want. only thing i want now is for it to be a bit faster but i can live with it being slow for now as i have all the space i want and sounds and cd burnyness. yaaaaaay and oddly enough that is all there is new in my life. maybe that is because i spent thet last two days working on my computer. and doing nothing else. oh wait i bought a satelite dish so i watch tv now two. but that is all ....... and i am tired from working at a slow ass pub so see you all later i am off to bed and dreaming of you. whoever you may be. goodnight snookems

well new life ahead

2006-07-27T08:27:00.000-07:00

i am really tired. i stayed up all night fixing my puter. managed to increase my hard drive by 40 gigss and put in windows xp. all the is left is to get the burner working and the sounds working again. good thin nic said he would come over and help when he has tim because i am doing all this by guess work. also i will be looking for new work today as i no longer work for moxies. and alfredo's is not much for hours but hey i am good enough to get more work quickly. and no i don 't need a bigger door to get my head thru :).... dez. hahahhahaahah well i don't have much else to say. as sad as that is i did not get a hold of a car to get my kid home. but am still trying as i have time offf for it. also i am looking to buy a twin sized bed for her at a good prise if anyone knows of one let me know. any way this is all there is newe in my life. i will try and post more often even if nothing happens for me. good luck dez and we will have a coming home party for you in a few weeks but no naked josh or mac that is the only rule. sorry but it would have dissapointed you anyways... :P

road trip

2006-07-16T13:41:00.000-07:00

well much to my frustration my kid is still in alberta with her grandma. my ex just got back from new brunswick and has no time to go and get he. so i am tracking down a car and on wed i am going for a road trip. nicole has said if no one else can go then she will. however i am still looking for someone else first. so if anyone wants to go for a road trip and has a car that will make it let me know i am paying catch you all later

i now will never have any time off

2006-07-11T15:22:00.000-07:00

for some reason unknown to me i got in my head to apply for another job. and i got it so now i work at both moxies and alfredos pub. upside is tht i will make more at alfredos than i will at moxies so i should have lots of money. it was a weird way to get the job though. i went in the cold beer store to get a six pack 5 min after they got robbed and asked if they needed a cook. they said yes and today they offered me a job. nothing but work now. oh well at least i will have lots of money even though i will have no time to spend it. but odie will get her swimming pool. but that is it for today. i have to go and get food for dinner tonigh. ttyl

new post

2006-07-10T12:22:00.000-07:00

well for all the people who were at the party......... i am sorry about the naked josh and the naked mac. for those of you who didn't come i am sending them to your house next time. lots of fun. we drew all over some chick i don't know. wound up drunk at dennys. got a chicks number. then suffered through work the next day. although i am skipping my gardeneing shift todayas i don't want to work in the shitty weather. but as i am considering getting a new job i don't care i think i am going to start setting tile again. but that is generaly all there is to say in my life. very sad ttyl

another 10 hour day

2006-07-08T00:09:00.000-07:00

i have come to the conclusion that soccer players exist only to make life a living hell for those who work in a kitchen. i spent ten hours cooking for them today and they would not stop coming in. this was the busiest shift i have had in a long time. the only benefit was that the front of house manager paul was cool enough to take a break and give me a lift home. and my tip out should be massive. considering i am living off my tips that will be nice. also i have to go through this all tomorrow again so i will miss half my freaking party. my luck all the hot moxies chicks i invited will be there whilst i will be working. and steve will be very happy. asshole. i think i will have to start showing up for work with a realistic water gun or something. when i want to go home pull it out and everyone will leave. sadly i don't think it will work so i will have to threaten to quit or something. with a little luck they will let me :P oh well at least the people are cool. well enough of my bitching for one day i am going to watch a movie and get some sleep now. ttyl

jeez sorry dez i had no internet

2006-07-05T20:58:00.000-07:00

so now for an update. we have officially moved into 780 faulkner cre awesome big house. but it did take untill today to get the phone and the internet hooked back up.......... so been a while between posts... sorry to the impatiant one..... not naming names dez.. hahaahaha any way jason and i went to stewart lake to help nicole move her shit. had a good swim for our break. loads of fun. other than that all work and no play intill sat night when we have our house warming party. ther we will ahev fun and drinks and maybe get to watch cole and phil make out for a while. they claim it is just the sex they like but i know the truth........ they like the attention. antwhom bye for now ttyl and all that rot

well it has been a few days

2006-06-28T13:57:00.000-07:00

not much new happening here i spent the last couple of days with my brat. we all went floating down the river last night. odie loved it. and we now have three days to pack, then sat we move. think i will pack up y room tonight and get everything all cleaned up in there. so all people lnow we will now be living just off tabor. i will send out the address later. and i think we will be having a hopuse warming party on the 8 or 9 will let evevry one know later as well ttyl to all of you

here for those who think i might be getting soft (last post)

2006-06-25T01:45:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, scientists for the US Drug Administration suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption,
considering the results of arecent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding,
100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and went to the bathroom excessively.
No further testing is planned

good ol shaky

2006-06-24T01:05:00.000-07:00

let me not to the marriage of true minds
admit impediments. love is not love
that alters when it alteration finds
or bends with the remover to remove
o no ; it is an ever-fixed mark
that looks on tempests, and is never shaken
it is the star to every wandering bark,
whose worth's unknown although his height be taken
love's not times's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
within his bending sickle's compass come;
love alters not with his brief hours and weeks
it bears it out even to the edge of doom
if this be error, and upon me prov'd.
i never writ, nor no man ever lov'd.

gotta love shakespear

oh fuck

2006-06-23T14:28:00.000-07:00

omg i slept through my shift today. poor stacy had ne help on the station and i never eveb heard the phone ring. that might be because the ringer does not work on my phone. (think i might want a new phone) so now i have to tell them something good. fuck FUCK. this is not good i feel bad for it to. and it is just a job. i can get a new one within a week. but i like this one. fuck anyway this is a post for dez as i am "slipping again" givinh her the chance to shake her head and say dumb chris ttyl

i hate life or lack there of

2006-06-18T23:14:00.000-07:00

well dod another 10 hours today with 13 schedualed for tomorrow. my current lack of life or time for life sucks hardcore. talked to hunter about it and he is going to try to get my hours eased up at least enough to see odie. but the whole 11 days strait and up to 13 hours a day is killing me. all i want is 40 hours a week. not 60, whats the point in have an awesome paycheck if i don't have time to enjoy it. i want to work to live not live to work. they did just hire stacey for the same station as me so i hope that will help, prnb not cause i do alot of other shit around that place. tomorrow i have to do 8 hours of gardening then close on forno. basicly start at 9am and leave like 10-11pm. i refuse to work on tue. it just aint happening. any whom thats my bitch for today ttyl

13 freakin hours

2006-06-17T15:22:00.000-07:00

omg i wound up working from 9 am yesterday untill 10 pm yup 13 hours and they tried to call me in this morning to. exept i told every one to claim i was not home. also went to the jungle last night but i was to tired to enjoy myself so it sucked. and that was my entire day work and sucky jungle

i have nothing really going on

2006-06-15T00:42:00.000-07:00

not much happening on this front but as i have been neglecting my blog for a while i figure i should start pesting again. i ment posting but that works for me to. phil i woll be moving to a house up on rainbow drive. you are always welcome same as here. must come for the party and i will make ot longer than on my birthday. should be fun. dez i know you will read this so we will have fun for you to. short of that worked the past 7 days and only 5 more to go. yay then i get a day off. my finger is healing allright though ot is slomy and gross to look at. and that is all there is for me today ttyl

not much happening here

2006-06-14T13:22:00.000-07:00

well not much to say hed our staff party on mon and i won the award for being the worst server. apperantly i have to stick woth cooking. oh well it was dubn though. they closed the resteraunt early for us too. awesome. other than that not much else going on have to start packing soon and i hate that but will ahve a good party when we move into the new place. untill then life will be boring just working all day every day ttyl

phil

2006-06-12T21:03:00.000-07:00

i miss your sexy ass too]

wild and fun night

2006-06-10T03:46:00.000-07:00

well we all went out tonight and had some fun at the jungle. ran into josh there ....... suprise. any whom not much actually happened dteve booked it early then on the way home rob decided to go to conought hill and stacey and i got abandoned there. we were kinda pissed. finally they came back and gave us a ride home. nut now it is like 20 to 4 and i have to work in a few hours. growl this sucks. there is no pount to sleeping now i might as well just stay up this sucks big time . oh well i guess i will talk to you all later. see you in the future

i am going to kill them

2006-06-07T09:31:00.000-07:00

damn it they called me in to close dish last night and i got nothing done at the house. grrrrrrrr not to mention my bandage fell off while i was sleeping last night and my finger dried out and cracked so it hurts like a bastard now. i put a buch of poly sporin on it so i hope that will help. just found out the insurance i have been paying into for a year will not cover fingers because i did not stay overnight at the hospital so now i am not sure why i pay for this dmn stuff. hopefully wcb will pay because i can't afford to pay for the damn bandages that i am supposed to wear for a month. at 6 bucks a bandage it will be fairley expensive so anywho hope all is ok with you all and i will now call the damn government

yay three days off

2006-06-06T16:25:00.000-07:00

well i am finaly learning to type faster with this stupid bandage on. i just can't use one finger. hehehehehehee also when i hurt myself they got my forno shift covered for today as i have the giant bandage untill tomorrow when i get the duoderm thin bandage which is very thin, hence the name. then i had wed an thurs off anyway. so three day weekend for me. unless the call me in for dish and i would be forced to kill them. other than tha today is house cleaning day though i have not figurerd out how i am going to wash dishes as i have no rubber gloves.but maybe i will make someone else do that. thats it for me today so ttyl

one handed typing

2006-06-04T21:56:00.000-07:00

well for once i have something real to say on this. unfortunatly it is taking forever to type as i can only use one hand. hahahaahahahah yea i cut the end of my finger off at work today and with the bandage i have almost no use of my left hand. alos i lost enough blood that i passed out. i woke up in a pool of blood woth eric hunter and paramedocs standing over me. got my first ambulance ride yesss any whom tty

bwhahaahahah

2006-06-04T14:51:00.000-07:00

another post for fun haHHhahahahahahahahahaqhaahahahahahahha just kidding i have nothing else to say

posting for dez

2006-06-04T14:46:00.000-07:00

i have just gotten shit from dez about my lack of posts. so yea we all went out last night and found half the moxies staff at the bar. as well as i picked up this one chick who damn near fell off the railing as she was to fucked up to function. hope dhe made it home ok cause i abandoned her. to much headache to bring her home or anything. not to mention probably puking on her part. also according to the call display fred tryed to call me in this morning, and he knew i was out last night as he saw me there. haha. oh well not much else going on here. ash said she would bring a johnny cash album by and i just made a new one today. ok thats all i have to say today so ttyl
ps i may not post often dez but more than most others :P

i hate packing

2006-05-31T13:52:00.000-07:00

well we are moving at the end of the month. going to a 4 nedroom house rob is going to live with his girlfriend i guess and now we will have stcey for a roommate. damn going to have to be cleaner.and the insanity level will go up. but at least odie will ahev her own room. as well on the big party nights there will be a spare rimm for those who cant get home on their own to crash in. also steve got a cat. damn thing thiks my feet are there for it to kill when io am not looking. sigh sharp little claws. also it likes to sit at the door so when you open it the cats gets squished dumb thing. hahaahhaah oh well thats it for now ttyl

wower

2006-05-28T15:44:00.000-07:00

hey this is bad i havn't even posted for a week. hmmm not like me but oh well i havn'e exactly had much of a life latley. though i did go oit with josh and mac the other night. had troubls getting in though as josh had o id with him. finaly mac abandoned is and we left for dennys at 3 am. i was fairley well behaved theat nigh as i was smart enough to leave most of my money at home and only took 20 buck plus cab money. heheehe smart for a change. went home mostly sober. also i have decided to get a second job as ny hours have not been all that great latley and that is going to put a big dent in my spending habits as such as i won't have money to spend. hmm don't like that idea. so i must work more. sometimes i wish a was a crook, however then i would go to jail and dtill not spend the money. life is never easy enough anywhom ttyl and all that crap

wow it's sunday

2006-05-21T13:10:00.001-07:00

hmm i have not posted in 4 days and i still have nothing really new to say. laiged at steve as ha got drunk at work the other day. then i talked to kevin for a bit and went home, don't know what time robby made it back....... or how as he was pissed. but i was tired and had to work in the morningbut that is ok cause i don't know what time i made it home..... though i was not pissed but was too laszy to look at the clock. oh well i made it through my shift so all was well. now i have to go to work again. see you all in the future

wow it's sunday

2006-05-21T13:10:00.000-07:00

ouchy

2006-05-18T23:16:00.000-07:00

well smart me freaking hot day i am out working on the landscaping at moxies for 6 hours. figured it was cool work outsode all day ibsyead of being stuck in the kitchen untill i got home and realized i forgot sunblock not even a hat. i am freking burnt even my head is bright red and it hurts ... alot so ouchy and thats it for today

busy day

2006-05-16T01:10:00.000-07:00

well had an awesome busy day. got up and went riding around town this morning. then about 6 met up woth jason and went rinding again thru fort george and around cotton wood. after wound up playing soccer in the par with stan mel josh and .... dana? don't actually know her name, anyway we wound up playing in the playground (o know we are so mature) lots o fun. went home at bout 9:30 and wacthed superman 2 with jason now i am going to sleep yay. bye for now and have fun

nothing better to post......so my favorite song

2006-05-15T03:59:00.000-07:00

whiskey in the jar " metallica"

As I was going over the Cork and Kerry Mountains
I saw Captain Farrell
and his money he was countin'
I first produced my pistol
and then produced my rapier
I said "Stand and deliver
or the devil he may take ya"

I took all of his money
and it was a pretty penny
I took all of his money yeah
and I brought it home to Molly
She swore that she loved me
no never would she leave
me But the devil take that woman,
yeah, for you know
she tricked me easy
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o

Being drunk and weary
I went to Molly's chamber
Takin' my Molly with me,
but I never knew the danger
For about six or maybe seven
in walked Captain Farrell
I jumped up, fired my pistols,
and I shot him with both barrels

Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da, ha, ya
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o Yeah,
whiskey, yo, whiskey...
Oh-oh, ya

Now some men like a fishin',
but some men like the fowlin'
Some men like to hear,
to hear the cannonball a-roarin'
But me, I like sleepin',
`specially in my Molly's chamber
But here I am in prison,
here I am with a ball and chain, yeah
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da, ha, ya
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o Whiskey in the jar-o
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da,
hey Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da, ya

boulevard of broken dreams

2006-05-12T01:23:00.000-07:00

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
and I'm the only one and I walk alone
I walk aloneI walk aloneI walk alone
I walk a...
My shadow's the only one that walks beside m
eMy shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me'
Til then I walk alone
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah
I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line
Of the edge and where I walk alone
Read between the lines
What's fucked up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive and I walk alone
I walk aloneI walk aloneI walk alone
I walk a...
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ahAh-ah, Ah-ah
I walk aloneI walk a..
.I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a...
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone...

2006-05-11T01:56:00.000-07:00

the things to try

2006-05-08T19:10:00.000-07:00

so steve finaly got his wish

been a couple of days

2006-05-08T18:39:00.000-07:00

well its been a couple of days since i last posted and i have nothing new to say. but i am tired and bored so i will do this. i actually have to days off for once and have odie over. but now money to do anything with her. alas the last two days before payday suck. oh well everything is paid up to date for now (phone & hydro) so now i just wait for the next bill or till i have to buy more food. i hate paying bills oh well thats is all i have for news today...... god i need a life ttyl

2006-05-06T00:29:00.000-07:00

In the time of chimpanzees
I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs,
spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control
Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin’
I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park
Yo. cut it.
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby,
so why don’t you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber’
cuz one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing
You can’t write if you can’t relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax
fallin’ on a termite
That’s chokin’ on the splinters
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedorI’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooooyy....
(I’m a driver, I’m a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)
Soy un perdedorI’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(I can’t believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(schprechen sie deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(know what I’m sayin’? )

another day another dollar

2006-05-05T01:32:00.000-07:00

well i have finished my shift today and yup i closed. in the morning i have to get up and open on forno. then rush home, go and pick up washer and dryer, then rush home get cleaned up so i can go back to work until between 9 and 10. this sucks. also i now ahve to close all weekend so i will need to bottle my brew a few hours early so it can finish in the bottles over the next couple of weeks i hope it turns out good, if it does i will start another batch pretty soon mybe after payday. that is all for now ttyl

twice in one day

2006-05-04T16:32:00.000-07:00

well yesterday morning arron forgot that he was supposed to open and i got called in to cover for him. he then had to close for me ok not that bad. so i go hame after work and eat pizza and relax, adam, jason, haly all come over and we all go out and play soccer for a bit. then i come home was my uniform by hand and have dinner. relax for a few hours and start thinking about watching a movie and going to bed. 10 pm and i get a call from moxies they have been slammed and arron is way behind. they want me to come in and help him out. so i wound up not only opening but closing as well. not to mention being called in for arron twice in one day, he did feel bad about it though. on the upside steve got hired on at moxies as well so no more denny's for him pretty quick. hehheheeh rob finally got off his ass and went out and got a job. very good as i have no intention of supporting him. in the bad news my dad lost his contract with best express in kamloops, i guess they would rather pay a driver 8 bucks an hour than let my dad actually make some money before he retires. bastards, thank god mom got the supervisor position at home depot or they would be fucked. other than that not much happening i pick up the new washer and dryer tomorrow and then i sleep as i open all weekend. but enough of that i have to get readdy for work now alk to you all later

so tired

2006-05-02T08:48:00.000-07:00

i had my kid over last night god i'm tired. stay up late as esual. then get up early to see her off to school. oh well i will sleep early tonight. i have to open the resteraunt this morning then pick up the stuff for chili and get the kid again tonight. her mom is moving as she just bought a trailer. so i won't have to figure out where the hell they are living every few months, this is good. also cole came over and borrowed steves truck yesterday. scared the hell out of me i was heading our rhe door to go for a ride and there was cole trying to hug me. heheheheeh oh well thats the way it goes no one showed up for the ride by the way growl bad people wimping out for a little rain. also i had to send my fancy washer and dryer back as i can't make the payment. thats ok cause my ex is getting it now and she has given me her old set ( i think i payes for them too) she needs a smaller unit and i can fit a full sized machine in here. so all is good on that front. tried to watch a movie with steve last night that he had on his puter but his mood lighting was alittle much for me. creepy i an not a girl, i don't need mood lighting with steve. eeewwwwwww. hehhehe well thats it for now will write more later if i have anything to say bye for now. ( see dez someone posts for you to read)

very late

2006-04-30T02:58:00.000-07:00

well i just got home from work now had to close tonight and didn't get finished till like 2:30 i have now read my emails and checked nlogs for anything new in peoples lives and discovered only one person has a life. oh well i think i am just going to watch a movie and slpee now then back to work for me tomorrow

nrain works again and i can really laugh at myself

2006-04-28T01:47:00.000-07:00

had to change the words abit but it still works
I always heard that his herb was top shelf
I just couldn't wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it till you tried it,
well I tried it my friend
I'll never smoke weed with Ashley again
I learned a hard lesson in a small B.C. town
She fired up a fat boy and she passed it around
The last words I spoke before they tucked me in
I'll never smoke weed with Ashley again
I'll never smoke weed with Ashley again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Ashley again
I hopped on his old bus,
the Honeysuckle Rose
The party was Vegas,
it was after the show
Alone in the front lounge,
just me and her
I took one parting puff,
and the grim creeper set in
I'll never smoke weed with Ashley again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Ashley again
Now we're passing the guitar,
telling good jokes
I know ones a coming cause I'm smelling smoke
No I do not partake,
I just let it pass by
With a smile on my face and a great contact high
I'll never smoke weed with Ashley again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Ashley again
In the fetal position with drool on my chin
I broke down and smoked weed with Ashley again

many many pics

2006-04-27T12:53:00.000-07:00

i seem to have alot of crazy pics from tuesday