my anaconda don't want none less you got some hun

A husband comes home early from work and catches his wife in bed with the mailman. Before they detect him, he sneaks back into the hall, finds the mail bag, steams open the letters, inserts coupons from his rug-cleaning business, and seals them tight.
"Ha ha ha," he snickers, "that lazy mailman who is shirking his duties works for me now!"

posted by safromhell @ 11:38 PM