Sunday, June 25, 2006

here for those who think i might be getting soft (last post)

Yesterday, scientists for the US Drug Administration suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption,
considering the results of arecent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding,
100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and went to the bathroom excessively.
No further testing is planned

3 Comments:

At 9:36 AM , Blogger Phil said...

Yeay for beer!

and omg it's so true

 
At 3:44 PM , Blogger Dez Dez said...

That explains alot of my male friends... Especially steve, lol! And does the lack of beer in my diet, explain the lack of girly habits?

 
At 11:31 AM , Blogger Dez Dez said...

My roommates found this study very entertaining!!

 

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