very late
well i just got home from work now had to close tonight and didn't get finished till like 2:30 i have now read my emails and checked nlogs for anything new in peoples lives and discovered only one person has a life. oh well i think i am just going to watch a movie and slpee now then back to work for me tomorrow
nrain works again and i can really laugh at myself
had to change the words abit but it still works
I always heard that his herb was top shelf
I just couldn't wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it till you tried it,
well I tried it my friend
I'll never smoke weed with Ashley again
I learned a hard lesson in a small B.C. town
She fired up a fat boy and she passed it around
The last words I spoke before they tucked me in
I'll never smoke weed with Ashley again
I'll never smoke weed with Ashley again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Ashley again
I hopped on his old bus,
the Honeysuckle Rose
The party was Vegas,
it was after the show
Alone in the front lounge,
just me and her
I took one parting puff,
and the grim creeper set in
I'll never smoke weed with Ashley again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Ashley again
Now we're passing the guitar,
telling good jokes
I know ones a coming cause I'm smelling smoke
No I do not partake,
I just let it pass by
With a smile on my face and a great contact high
I'll never smoke weed with Ashley again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Ashley again
In the fetal position with drool on my chin
I broke down and smoked weed with Ashley again
many many pics
i seem to have alot of crazy pics from tuesday
i needed a lift
i'm not sure but i think steve found pillows
woo hoo party
damn those green cigarettes
well i missed most of my party cause i smoke the green cigs. not so smart i know they make me sleep. akthough i had fun up to that point. and the fond memories (if they are real) josh telling me that a glass of water will snap me right outof it . and my final memorie of dez standing over me telling me " i told you not to smoke that" ..... so motherly. heheheeh oh well i hope all had fun cause i did and now i must get readdy for work bye for now
gay pic of me
this is steve being gay as a jay bird
this is one to make me look bad tooo...... we were actuallu sober too
yeargggg
my god i didn't think i would ever get out of there, it was a slow noght but the peoplewouldn't leave . they ordered more just to piss me off i am sure. while every one else was cleaning up to leave o was still runnong loads thru the dishwasher. finaly every one is gone and i can clean up. half an hour later i am vaciming the dish pit......kinda cool i don't mop just pour water on the floor and vacume ot all up. and get out half an hour after i was supposed to leave. all this on only one break i needed a smoke bad. oh well i am home and it is my birthday and party os tonight yaaay o hope many people show up i want to have fun on my only day off bye for now
is this going to work
i tried to post yesterday and it refused to work for me so i am trying again. i worked yesterday morning then came home and had my kid come over we had a little pretend party so she would be happy and not think she mssed my birthday. ate cake and opened presents from her which as my girft was a child sized sleeping bag ans a pillow she then went to sleep in. thats my sweety. today i must work half the night away as i am closing then i clean house tomorrow and make a big mess with partying people so that i can clean house again. all are welcome so show up. sigh i am getting older by the second talk to you all later
so very tired
so very tired but can't sleep. i have to wait for the kid to go to sleep before i can. very shitty for me. oh well one more shift anyways before i have a day off. very excoted about that.... and party on day off. yes yes . oh well i had an easy day at work today and that was good tomorrow i get up and make breakfast then work till like midnight then am off for 1 day then work again till monday oh well good money in it i guess yup thats all bye for now gotto check email then off to bed i hope
my post
i have posted for now
wooo hooo
woo hoo awesome party dez i will be happy if mine is half as good as yours. sadly thought going to work at 9 am sucked. kitchen manager laughed at me as crawled into work (on time) and made a beeline for the coffee pot heheheheh. very long day ....... and then they had the balls to ask me to pull a double shift again today. i laughed at them and then said " no fucking way" sogh oh well it was all worth it for the cool night before, right on hope you will be able to stop by my party before you leave dez and to all a good night
my wild and wacky day
so um yeah stans party was fun. i enjoyed it then went home washed my work clothes. then i went to bed..... i overslept then talked to dez online for a min then went to work. i had to close tonight ans they finaly fired neil yaaaay. and to morrow i do it again.... well not close i told them i couldn't work past 9 cause i had plans so they are going to pull someone off line to help arron in the pit. cool yes and that would be my life... or lack there of bye for now
yes i am an geek .... deal with it
i am reading star trek tmg/ x-men. planet x by micheal jan friedman if any one knows it please let me know the first combo book x-men/ star trek the name so that i can get it and read it..... weird but neat shit
not only humans fall asleep afterwards
unforgiven
New blood joins this earth
And quickly he's subdued
Through constant pained disgrace
The young boy learns their rules
With time the child draws in
This whipping boy done wrong
Deprived of all his thoughts
The young man strugggles on and on he's known
A vow unto his own
That never from this day
His will they'll take away
Chorus What i've felt
What i've known
Never shined through in what i've shown
Never be
Never see
Won't see what might have been
What i've felt
What i've known
Never shined through in what i've shown
Never free
Never me
So i dub thee UNFORGIVEN
They dedicate their lives
To running all of his
He tries to please then all
This bitter man he is
Throughout his life the same
He's battled constantly
This fight he cannot win
A tired man they see no longer cares
The old man then prepares
To die regretfully
That old man here is me
Chorus You labeled me
I'll label you
So i dub thee UNFORGIVEN
yessss in your face
i got a phone call from work today, steve tells me they are on the phone and i am thinking no i will not go in tonight i don't want to. but it was the gm calling to tell me that they arer not paying me enough so i get an extra 50 cents per hour. i havn't had a paycheck yet and i am getting a raise. fuckin sweet. heheheheeh kinda cool. anyhwom that is all i have for right now so i'll see you all later.......... ps stan i have to work till 9 on wed but will try to stop by after work
i saw an ..........um it was going like this
b-day
a note to all party on th 25th at my place also see you at stans bday yeaaa baby
unique talent
how is it i can work for a company for 1 week and they start calling me every day to work. omg literaly i went for training to full time in two shifts. however i am still training for kitchenthank god. eric was just hired too heheheheheh that should be interesting any whom i must go now and eat food
ass rape
omg i wound up doing a 12 hour shift today in dish....... and we were raped big time no one is allawed to tell me how busy they were now. when you don't have time for a break and all you do is wash dishes then your busy..... oh yeah there was two of us arrin and myself......... and he is not a slacker. other than that wound up going back to moxies again at close to have a beer with the staff, steve and rob came along too (as they were buying) had some laughs and then we went to get smokes ya we have no life. so now it is food then bed for this tired pup. hehheheheeh talk to you all later and see you on the future
my anaconda don't want none less you got some hun
well tis 20 to 7 in the morning and i have been up all night. i have to work at 10 and will crash after i get home. heheehhehe finaly i will get myself back into a normal sleepinh habbit (not sleep all day and stay up all night) any whom dez came over and managed to comandeer my puter, downloaded 21 songs so now she has her own playlist on the puter here. when i actually get some cdrs i will burn it all and we will have a dez cd here. but for now i just put them all in a file under her name. in fact i am listening to it now hehehehehe any whom i must now get food and clean up for work. see you all in the future
why sex is like the internet
* It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.
* In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
* It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will just do the same damn dumb things it did before.
* It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark.
*Sometimes it's hard to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too late.
* If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.
* It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
* We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
* If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.
* It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself 'why on earth did I do that?'
* Some folks have it, some don't.
* Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong.
* Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it would like to try it.
* Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do
heheheh i have seen this sign before
omg i can't let these guys shop alone
well i came home to dicover that the dvd player these guys went out to buy is also a full stereo. 5 speakers plays surround sound/radio/cds/and dvds. sigh o well i wound up taking my stereo upstairs and hooking it up to the compiter so now i have awesome sound on th puter. also rob and i changed the living room araound so that we have more space and it looks alot cleaner. also i put my lanp down there so we have more light in living room...... this house has been pimped out. teeeheheheheheh. anywhom lunchbox was not canned at moxies as i had to work woth him tonight. the kitchen staff was happy to see me as they did not want to be stuck there all night. oh well i won't have to clean up after him often as i start working forno on thurs (not porno, tis the pizza oven area) should be fun hmmmm oh well talk to you all later
another day........
well i am just geting ready for work now..... well i am ready just waiting to go as there is no where to sit and hide there i don't want to show up to early. hmmmmmmmm any whom my dvd player craped out today and rob has gone to pick up a new one. good thing they are cheap. hmmmm i realy have nothing much to say so i think i will end this with
sweet dreams are made of these
who am i to disagree
travel the world
and the seven seas
everybody's looking for somethin
some of them want to use you
some of them want to be used by you
someof them want to abuse you
some of them want to be abused
(marilyn manson)
sweeet
just got home from work and figured out how make changes to my blog site (ad links and allow anyone to post comment) now my kid just got here so i must play with her
very tired
well i start my kitchen training this week, as well they called me today to get me to cover a few shifts for one of the dish washers. wow i have worked two shifts abd an already being called in to cover for others. hehehehehe cool i need the hours as i need the money. this whole going five weeks between checks is going to kill me. at least with moxies i will be paid bi-weekly instead of bi-monthly. i see my money sooner that way. also the tipout i will get every two weeks instead of everyday. seems like a good way of saving it up. some of the guys there working only weekends average 100 dollars, so i expect some good tips very cool. i think it is because they do so more for sales than denny's on fri when i got there at 5 they had already done 10 g and they ipens at like 10 am. lots of money. any whom i did not sleep much last night so i am going to try to relax now and let someone else do dishes from the anazin sheperds pie i made for dinner (very proud of how good it came out) then early to bed as i work in the morning. catch you all later bye bye
yay for being a denny's regect
had second sheft at moxies today and although it was really busy...... still freaking easy shit. i love it so far. akso met steve's friend tonight seems like a nice guy although steve nerded out on us and opted to dtsy home when we went for a bite at denny's. oh well. i don't know when i work next so i have to call first thing in the morning and find out but prob tomorrow night all cool. also cool i worked with arron tonight we had a good laugh at denny's expence. heheheheeheh any whom i ust go to bed now so see you all in the future
i am john
hahahahahahaha
i just got back from work at moxies and freakin that was easy. i am training for both the pit and on line and omg the pit is freaking easy. if it is busy i don't have to put the dishes away, and there are no bus bins to get. the servers bring the dishes to me then they sort them right there all i do is wash and stack. yes my side work consists of cleaning the dish area freakin easy stuff. yesssssss hehehehehehehe i could do this job in my sleep i love it. even better i got to work and found out that lunchbox is gone yes and they hired arron so cool he was a good sa yes yes yes. fricken a man
fuck growl
omg when will people realise i am not on this earth to be their servant, i am not here to always cook for them and clean up after them. the only time that should be my goal is when i am at work, where i get paid for it. i am not a delivery service and i am not a bitch for anyone. figure it out. i don't mind doing things for friends so long as i am not being taken advantage of. fuck, everyday is a little unreasonable. so what i can cook, so what i like to see the dishes done, i shouldn't be the only one doing this stuff. oh well that is my bitch and vent for tonight, tomorrow i get to got to work but thank god not at denny's, still hoping for the frito's job though. that would be good for me and odie. and what the hell with kevin saying that moxies can have all the denny's regects, moxies is half the work and they are a good place to work for. there is no fucking way anyone can call me or anyone else who works there a reject. stupid thing to say from someone i liked. if that had been said to me i would have walked out on the spot. bullllshit. i told mike to apply there as well. oh well off to bed soon then work and see kid tomorrow see you all in the future
heheheheh
i love this one
A husband comes home early from work and catches his wife in bed with the mailman. Before they detect him, he sneaks back into the hall, finds the mail bag, steams open the letters, inserts coupons from his rug-cleaning business, and seals them tight.
"Ha ha ha," he snickers, "that lazy mailman who is shirking his duties works for me now!"
day one
well i had my orientation at moxies today, looks more efficiant then denny's, but for one thing ........ OMG lunchbox works the dishpit there. ahhhh i complained for months about neil at denny's untill they fired his ass, now i have to work with the bugger again. during my walkthru i saw the cooks going to get their own dishes OMG. oh well not much i can do, but maybe get his ass fired again if he pisses me off. grrrrrrr my oh my. anywhom i only know my schedual as far as thursday then i find out the rest. i know i will be going another three weeks before o see a paycheck but eh thats life ...... other than that i will see you all in the future
my anaconda don't want none less you got some hun
Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story
Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at Southern Methodist University:
In-class Assignment for Wednesday:
Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his other immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth.
Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached.
The following was actually turned in by two of my English students, Rebecca [last name deleted] and Gary [last name deleted.] "
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off, a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.
He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth -- when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Au'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through Congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion which vaporized Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow'em out of the sky!"
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic, semi-literate adolescent.
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium.
Asshole.
Bitch
i still prefer johnny cash
hurt
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything
[Chorus:]What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
goes away In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here
[Chorus:]What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
goes away In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way
cool fun
i know that not everyone had fun tonight but i thought it was great....... awesome movie by the way...... oh god i am a nerd.... oh well i hate having neigbors complain. by the way dezzy i am kidding bout the movies (though eventually i would like to watch them again), i would like to see you before you leave... your fun to have around and we will all miss you....... heheheheehhe i will send a water ballon next time i see ou online hehehehehhe oh well for now see you in the future
a real kid
phone interview
omg gonna have to jump through hoops to get the fritos/lays job but prob worth it as i will wind up making 35-40 thousand in my first year very cool/ ah well o have moxies to work at while i jump through the hoops
oh god i need my bed
well now the day is done and i can sleep, though have to say at almost 40 hours now am doing good, damn kids who don't sleep at night, oh well i don't have to get up till like noon so i plan to sleep until i get the call from the chip people tadada see you all in the future
another weekend
well another weekend is over now and my little one has just left....... also i only got 1 hours sleep last night so i am ready to pass out. i need sleep so badly yet i must finish dishes first. blaaa, oh well kid had fun playing outside with all the new friends she made and i sent her home filthy, though i did wash her jacket and give her clean clothes......... then she put them on and that ended the clean part as she found ........ udmdaddada...... dirt. oh well she will be cleaned up again i am sure any whom i must go and finish cleaning now then i can relax and get much needed sleep have fun ya'll tee hee bye and see you in the future
Rippy the Gator
Hi kids! welcome to the uncle bobo show!
are you ready to sing? come on, let's go!
Billy and his familyWent on a holiday
They went down to florida
To laugh and dance and play
Bill went in for a swim
He didn't see the harm
But when he came back out againHe was short an arm!
'cause rippy the gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!
Rippy the gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!
Passing the time by ending children's lives
Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp..
Billy and his fatherWent out to play some catch
But billy missed the pass
Because his arm was unattached
The ball flew past his shoulder
And it rolled into the swamp
When he went wading after it
His leg became a stump!'
cause rippy the gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!
Rippy the gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!
Passing the time by ending children's lives
Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp..
Billy and his fatherJoined a three-legged race
They were tearing up the field
No one could keep the pace
But billy tripped and did a flip
And landed in the muck
He was running out of limbs
And also out of luck!'
cause rippy the gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!
Rippy the gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!
Passing the time by ending children's lives
Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp..
Billy was all dirty
He really had to wash
But he couldn't use a towel
'cause his limbs had been gnawed off.
He went into the water
To get all clean and bright
But when he was finished
He was only half his height.'
cause rippy the gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!
Rippy the gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!
Passing the time by ending children's lives
Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp..
Billy's father rolled his wheelchair
Up upon a hill
He wanted to take billWhere he would not get killed
But he left him on a slope
And into a swamp he rolled
They dragged out his head
But there was nothing down below!
'cause rippy the gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!
Rippy the gator went chomp, chomp, chomp!
Passing the time by ending children's lives
Down in the bottom of the swamp, swamp, swamp..
Passing the time by ending children's lives
Down in the bottom of the swamp(down in the swamp..)
