have some fun every day
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So, I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important
Here's an inspirational message you might like to act upon
Money,
It can buy a Bed, but not Sleep.
It can buy a Clock, but not Time.
It can buy you a Book, but not Knowledge.
It can buy you a Position, but not Respect.
It can buy you Medicine, but not Health.
It can buy you Blood, but not Life.
It can buy you Sex, but not Love.
So you see money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
Cash is fine.
I know where you live........
new computer
well for those who wanted to say my computer was rebuilt enough i finaly got a new tower. sortof. it did come in many parts and i did have to put it together. but the upside is that it is fast. also i can hook the cable or satalite up to it so i can watch tv on the puter. and i now run dual monitors. my favorite monitor is .... dumdadum...... my 27 inch tv. the other is an old 13" but i only use that because i can't find the remote for my tv, therefore i can't adjust the sharpness to the point where i can read anything on windows. although some blogs i can read just fine. wierd thing though wa si couldn't even get the print on my blog until i sighned up for the all new and improved version. ha ha it is a pain in the ass but it works. oh well it is 7 am and i have been up all night working on my puter. now i am going tp put a movie into my puter (also has now 75 gigs of space) and watch on a giant monitor (also good for porn :P) and put my old one back together so my brat can have a puter in her room. i don't think she will care if half the ram is gone or that she only has a 4 gig hard drive. hell i don't think she will give up on her pokey little puppy cd long wnough to find out, when she learns how :) see you all later
damn these paydays where you don't get paid
well today was my day off, and it was payday. i know that the checks can't be ready before 5. i also know that in the 3 1/2 months i have worked for alfredos i have never seen my check before 6-7. today i went in for 6. and my boss had already handed out the checks and mine was locked in the office. he had already left for the night. that bastard. oh well i will have it tomorrow i guess. le sigh. anywhom i got a bed fram for odie today. she will be happy that her mattress is not on the floor anymore. my aunt brought it over (she has a van, i don't :( ) and we spent half an hour putting it together and laughing at how many times i had to run for a tool. and i don't mean steve. but that is the gist of today. ooh before i forget every one will be glad to know my hair is now long enough for me to get hat hair. i will try to keep you all up to date on the progress my hair is making on it's steady journy to longness. i know it exites you all. and last but not least i think dez needs to download ac dc's song "i've got big balls" for her computer squirell. (everyone else gets computer bugs she gets a freaking squirell) hah thats all for now folks
happy halloween late
i had a nice post yesterday then the damn thing wouldn't work, so i gave up. i spent my entire shift yesterday in a dress as i was told all the staff were dressing up. only to find out that i was the only one. damn bastards set me up. if they wern't so hot i would complain. hahaha anywho not much happening here untill fri then i believe there is a party for steves b-day. i hope to have some good storys to tell then untill that time ttyl
