my anaconda don't want none less you got some hun

another odie pic 

posted by safromhell @ 11:49 AM 1 Comments

my uniform dosn't suck as bad as yours

well i had my second interview at moxies today. got the jopb i am now a cook not an sa, though i still claim to be the sa from hell. anywhom they will call me with my schedual this afternoon. also garfield if you read this i don't want to catch you dacing like me again it is creepy. and i know your hired there too as i talked to rick (gm) but my job is better i don't have to deal with the moron people, any whom i now have to go to town and get some new pants as my shitty denny's ones are ugly (at denny's i didn't care cause uniforms were ugly) then i must find more to do. maybe i'll stop by tonight and make fun of all the poor denny's employee's hehhehe
see you in the future

posted by safromhell @ 11:47 AM 0 Comments

joke

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A Blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit Onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the clicking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That clicking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of your stick, we'd be riding the bus .. so shut the hell up."

posted by safromhell @ 11:26 PM 1 Comments

when it rains it poors

omg now i have to meet some guy up byu home depot for an interview at 10 then be back at moxies for 11 : i don't even renember what i applied for all i know is i did it online and he wants to meet with me for interview...... must find out what this is

posted by safromhell @ 3:33 PM 1 Comments

omg i am the best

heheheheheh had my interview this morning then cam home .....went back to bed for a while heheheheheh got call bout 10 to 3 second interview tomorrow at 11 am with the big boss..... whom i met this morning and acts just as weird as me hell i got him to make me fresh coffee heheheheheeheh it was much needed as i did not want to be out of bed yet sigh. oh well now for another boring day of wait for phone calls mybe i'll get my kid over for a bit i don'y know heheheehe oh well talk to you all later

posted by safromhell @ 3:16 PM 0 Comments

again yeaaaaaaa

just got the call at 5:30 i have another interview tommorrow at moxies, then i must get home so i can be here if rafters calls or if i hear back from moxies. yesss i will be working at least 1 job by end of week if not two hahahahahahahaahahah Fuck denny's for giving me up

posted by safromhell @ 5:38 PM 0 Comments

from darwinawards.com

(25 March 2005, Salina, Kansas) "At the time, he was uncooperative," said the Saline County Sheriff, describing the difficulty deputies encountered in finding the cause of a self-inflicted bullet wound. Perhaps Michael, the 27-year-old victim of his inner klutz, was simply embarrassed to admit he had managed to shoot himself in the groin with a 22-caliber bullet, while armed only with a pellet gun.
The deputy's report included no mention of alcohol, so Michael was apparently sober when he placed a bullet on a picnic table and fired at it with his air rifle. The results he expected are not known. But the experiment yielded conclusive data. As he eventually, and abashedly, explained to a detective, "a pellet from the rifle hit the shell, causing it to explode."
The bullet shot into his groin, fragmenting into an area rich with major nerves and arteries, thereby presenting an interesting challenge to Kansas City neurosurgeons. They were up to the task, and Michael was thereby depriving of winning a full Darwin Award... this time!

posted by safromhell @ 1:25 AM 2 Comments

yeeeesssssss

so cool i was in canadian tire picking up oil for steve and decided to apply at rafters pub and grill, got an interview on the spot, sounded promising yesss i will laugh in the face of denny's when i get hired there (i say when cause i am thinking positive) any whom much better looking job anddd best of the best no dish pit for me, the manager told me he was loking for a cok and that i should hear back from him on wed and would prob start by end of the week ....... yessssssssssss sa from hell may soon be cook from hellll heheheheheehheheheeheh i get the job and all must eat there, by the by steve will be telling all that he was manley and changed oil in truck, i am not allowed to tell you the truth.... bye for now

posted by safromhell @ 6:14 PM 2 Comments

yaaaaaa for kids

so i had my daughter over for the weekend. it was awsome we played we danced and i got to feed her lots of sugar, then i met her mom at denny's and dropped her off all hyper heheheheheheheheh. yesssss so ya that was my weekend very enjoyable however that is all i have to say about that. hmmm i need more of a life any whom gonna head to westwood pub in morning and apply for cook job there. the i dunno just see how many resumes i can give away talk to you later and thats that .... dancing away now...... eh

posted by safromhell @ 9:14 PM 3 Comments

yaaa clean clothes

yessssss washer and dryer are here and hooked up now i have clean clothes ...... welll soon the machins have to run first but oh well the kid is town and should be here as soon as her mom gets back from work to drive her over, as i have no vehicle to pick her up...... next to buy will be car or insurance since mom is giving me a car in the spring anywhom for now i am happy yesyesyesyesyesyesyes

posted by safromhell @ 6:08 PM 2 Comments

grrr i need to wash towel

grrr bored waoting for new washer and dryer to show up so i can wash towels. grrrrr also waiting for rugrat to get to town so i can have her over soon i am told soon , aahhhhh waiting is so very boring. any whom stopped at denn'ys with steve last night stole a kids cup yesssssssssss thats what happens when garfield tosses one at me when smoking heheeheheheheheh oh well another day is upon me and i must do some stuff around the house. on thwe upside westwood pub is hiring for line cook, think i will try for that job. at least i will get some weekends off. very cool. yeas see you on the future

posted by safromhell @ 2:49 PM 0 Comments

the sound of silence

Hello, darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because a vision softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping And the vision That was planted in my brain Still remains Within the sound of silence In restless dreams I walked alone Narrow streets of cobblestone Beneath the halo of a street lamp I turned my collar to the cold and damp When my eyes were stabbed By the flash of a neon light That split the night And touched the sound of silence And in the naked light I saw Ten thousand people, maybe more People talking without speaking People hearing without listening People writing songs that voices never share... And no one dare Disturb the sound of silence. "Fools," said I, "you do not know Silence like a cancer grows." "Hear my words that I might teach you, Take my arms that I might reach you." But my words like silent raindrops fell, And echoed in the wells of silence. And the people bowed and prayed To the neon god they made. And the sign flashed out its warning In the words that it was forming. And the signs said: "The words of the prophets Are written on the subway walls And tenement halls, And whisper'd in the sound of silence

posted by safromhell @ 3:39 AM 6 Comments

my anaconda don't want none less you got some hun

What's the difference between female at the ages of 8, 18, 28, 38, 48 and 58?
08 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed. 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story.

posted by safromhell @ 3:21 PM 5 Comments

my babe at 4 years old (most recent i have on the puter) 

posted by safromhell @ 12:49 PM 0 Comments

blaaa

so i actually got out this morning for job search time dropped off a few resumes then wandered home now i am going to pay rent then watch saw2 . i would do more laundry but why pay for a laundrymat when my washer and dryer will be heer tomorrow yaaaaa for clean clothes. any whom odie will be back tomorrow and i expect that she will be over for the night yes but for that i must go buy her some new cloths grrr money spending hehehehehe oh well i like spending money on my girl see you in the future

posted by safromhell @ 12:35 PM 1 Comments

this is me and my kid 

posted by safromhell @ 4:13 PM 0 Comments

tis us 

posted by safromhell @ 4:03 PM 0 Comments

jasons b day

so ya steve and i hooked up with jason for his bday last night . all went out did not spend much though wich is good though was still feeling it when i left. think it might have been whatever they were feeding me before we left his house.not sure what it was. but oh well had a blast stopped at denny's after annoyed robtalked to mel stan garfield jen and dianna. then caught a lift home and went to bed so yeaaa now i must pay more bills and then watch mash or something see ya

posted by safromhell @ 1:47 PM 2 Comments

heheheheeh my life is fun

well this is the first real post since not having job. very happy now have applied for 15 new ones (still retain i am the sa from hell) but all is good think i will be working again with in the week
on up side got new router it worked so now steve and i are always on line
yeahaw got it on sale to cost like 40 bucks. also picked up 100 blank dvds for 20 bucks ..... SWEEEEEEET any whom see you all in the future

posted by safromhell @ 5:47 PM 2 Comments

yesterday good.........today eh

my anaconda don't want none less you got some hun
last night was awesome had loads of fun, though not much in the disney department. today i don't know. i was late fo work at 7 (big suprise) was still half cut. did not get alond with adrian. now i need to find new job. i should be upset or worried. but feel strangley relieved. i actually feel good about not ever heving to work there again. mind you the place was a shithole and if i wanted i could have them shut down. eh not worried id did get offered a good refference from them (at least i got something out of the fuckers) so i give it a week till i have new and better job though i will have to stay in touch with my friends. dez we will all miss you when your gone. we a need some insanity in our lives and your reaaly good at providing it hehehhheeh oh well i am going to watch a movie now and sit around today (not even going to do my bitch job and clean the house) might burn my uniform though. also some one left a movie here and i don't know who's it is but it is a cool movie. castle in the sky. whom ever it was that left it this is where it is if your looking

posted by safromhell @ 3:52 PM 3 Comments

what i learned

i went to work yesterday and learned the purpose of my life. to transport massive amounts of coffe from the coffee pot to the urinal. i also learned our dayshift sa's mom died (very shitty) now i get to skip my days off untill she comes back. (maybe wed maybe not) i now have no time off yaaaaa more time at fucking denny's. but i will be there i'll be there singing very loud and very bad as only an sa can do. yeeehaw motherfuckers. heheehehehe oh well tonight is movie night and people will be here soon so i must go for now see you in the future

posted by safromhell @ 5:16 PM 5 Comments

my anaconda don't want none less you got some hun

[TV Presenter:]Hello boys and girlsToday we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you do[Door opens]
who's your daddy?
Daddy, what're you doing?
I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me?
Somebody, please help him![giggle]
i think my dad gone crazy!
yea just getting ready for work again but thought i needed to put this up heheheheeheh

posted by safromhell @ 1:48 PM 6 Comments

my anaconda don't want none less you got some hun

growl fucking stupid thing didn't post and i am not writing it all out again. it went i worked and i have no life. but i'm one hot guy so all good

posted by safromhell @ 6:24 PM 1 Comments

my anaconda don't want none less you got some hun

i wanna be a cowboy baby
with the top left up and the sunshine shinin
not much happening today. worked again, was late again. now i am eating dinner before i go buy smokes (which means i have to got to denn'ys for my tip out) yaaa more time at denny's. oh well. once again too much spice in food, guess i'm just hot now. hehehehehehehehehehheheeh yup yup yup i need a fuckin life talk to you all later

posted by safromhell @ 6:22 PM 0 Comments

my anaconda don't want none less you got some hun

my anaconda don't want none less you got some hun
oh yeah remove head from sphinter then drive

posted by safromhell @ 10:33 PM 0 Comments

hello everyone. this is my blog. hehehehehe now i have one too. very tired. darn people in managment putting me on dayshift. stupid dennys. the worst i am still in the fucking pit, after a fucking year. bullllllshit. fuckers, anywhom otherwise i am alive and here. that is all about me. i have no life. though i hope to change that. soon god i hope soon. any ways i hope to post more then stan (cause reading the same post over and over is boring) and probably less than dez (as she posts lots) but anyways yeah it's been fun guys and girls catch you all later.......probably at work

posted by safromhell @ 10:26 PM 2 Comments